Total Medals Earned: 25 (From 5 different games.) Total Medal Score: 300 Points
Medals Earned: 8/8 (90/90 points)
first time calculating
0/0
what is 9 plus 10
calculate 5 times
calculate 10 times
find the cupan
r u ok
get random cantaloupe result
Medals Earned: 1/21 (5/405 points)
Start the game for the first time.
Beat Tutorial in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 1 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 2 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 3 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 4 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 5 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 6 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 7 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Weekend 1 in Story Mode (on any difficulty) and unlock Pico as a playable character in Freeplay.
Press TAB in Freeplay and unlock your first character.
Beat any Pico remix in Freeplay (on any difficulty).
Beat Stress (Pico Mix) in Freeplay (on any difficulty).
Earn a Loss rating on any song (on any difficulty).
Earn a Perfect rating on any song on Hard difficulty.
Beat any Erect remix in Freeplay on Erect or Nightmare difficulty.
Earn a Gold Perfect rating on any song on Hard difficulty.
Earn a Gold Perfect rating on any song on Nightmare difficulty.
Get freaky on a Friday.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Beat Collab 1 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/225 points)
Lose the game
Win the game
Win with less than 1 second remaining
Win with more than 10 seconds left.
Win 10 times
Win 100 times
Win the game in 15 or less clicks
Medals Earned: 14/15 (190/240 points)
Get abducted by aliens
Save Earth using the Christmas spirit
Work through his problems
You've saved Christmas at what cost?
>////<
To the moon!!!
Talk about Click (2006) twice
Hand over your keys
Fail to save Earth
Call the alien a slur
Do a trick
Turn to ash
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Poop
View all dialog options
Medals Earned: 1/32 (10/625 points)
Time to start exploring
The staple of the Windowz series
Beat Purble Place
Beat Mahjong on "Impossible" difficulty
Manage to be #1 in Fall Guys. How the hell?
God damn MS Paint got butchered after the XP version
Go back to reddit, kid
Immerse yourself in the wonderful culture of 4Chan, preferably /pol/
wait, fuck, I mean Newgrounds- sorry
Visit CNN for your daily dose of REAL news, unlike those other FAKE news sources!!!
Do nothing but watch Youtube for an entire day. Sad. Might as well kill yourself at this point.
Spend at least 3 consecutive days reading about COVID-19
Become a fascist
Fall down the QAnon rabbit hole. Trust the plan. Just two more weeks!
Endorse Joe Biden
Endorse Donald Trump
Endorse Bernie Sanders
Endorse... Kanye West? What?
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Attend a Zoom™ meeting so you don't lose your job
Have an epic game session with the boys over Discord